How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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