I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I understand Curling. That high.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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