sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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