We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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