dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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