Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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