That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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