okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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