fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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