This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?