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• (317): View more from Indiana

  hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I just found puke in my bra..

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• (949): View more from California

  I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  porn star boner night. come get it.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?

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  I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out

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• (407): View more from Florida

  We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.

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