well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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