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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I accidentally had phone sex last night

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?

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• (415): View more from California

  No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."

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• (209): View more from California

  i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing

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• (949): View more from California

  Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"

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