ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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