wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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