biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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