YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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