I hope mine doesn't look like that
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
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One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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