just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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