Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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