I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
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I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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