Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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