I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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