There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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