I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize