Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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