Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Still dying that you shit outside
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
