The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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