I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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