I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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