So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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