butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
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My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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