you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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