Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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