Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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