Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Did you just see the Batmobile???
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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