I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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