Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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