1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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