Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize
