At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I looked at my own cervix.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
