she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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