I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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