I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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