WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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