another moral hangover. fuck.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Randomize
