If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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