Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You smell like stripper and shame
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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