Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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