why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It's blow job season.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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