How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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