sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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