Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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