Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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