Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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