why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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